partybarackisinthehousetonight:

pro tip: if you’re ever arrested, use your one call to call the police station and pretend to be the police chief then tell the police officer to release you from jail immediately

(via ilikebigbuttsbaby)


coagulates:

the worst part about ugly dudes is everyone defends them like ‘he’s really funny though’ or something but if a chick is ugly to someone they just straight up dirt like they might as well not even have a personality 

(via ilikebigbuttsbaby)


geekycrap:

harrygomeme:

Look at this purebread puppy

i’m done

geekycrap:

harrygomeme:

Look at this purebread puppy

i’m done

(via radicalputas)


jackofficers:

liquor before beer youre in the clear

beer before liquor youll be okay dont be a little bitch

(via coluring)


lohanthony:

is that celia nodes from weeds


safaribrowser:

im not sure how to feel right now

safaribrowser:

im not sure how to feel right now

(via coluring)


hysterifun:

when ur parents go out food shopping

image

(via innergreengirl)


serfborts:

(via nishlo)


lohanthony:

yoncevevo:

FUCK

SHE REALLY IS THE RESURRECTION OF JESUS


nosdrinker:

this is bigger than the moon landing

(via lohanthony)